ah, make that sports stuff. tv is annoying at best. sure, i can waste away a day or days watching the damn thing but, hey, there’s a bunch of stuff i can’t watch anymore. so, let’s get started and see just where this ends up. there’s no particular order or rhyme or reason to the list. it is what it is. pure and simple. you may agree or disagree. it’s a semi free country, for the time being, and you’re entitled to your own opinion. fine. but this is my list. it may piss you off but that isn’t my intention. figure it out. do your own list.
the first thing that comes to mind is the, NBA. god, i hate watching those guys. i used to like watching pro basketball but i lost interest in it during it’s thug era and i’m not going back. plus, it’s kinda fun being one of the few folks here in so calif that can’t stand kobe and/or the lakers. elgin baylor, kareem, jerry. fine.
MLB would be next on the list. another of those deals where i used to enjoy watching their games. i lost interest in them after the last strike for more money so they can play a kids game. um, you could toss the NBA back in this area as well. at any rate, who can enjoy a world series that is gonna drag on to maybe the second week of november? the first week being bad enough. or how about a bunch of steroid pumpers, period. no way. no thanks. plus the fact bud selig is an idiot. although had the angels gone to the series i may have watched an inning or two if only for the old cowboy, gene autry.
the NFL is next. another of those days gone by thingys. more steroid pumpers and a greedy bunch of owners with no real love for their fan base or the cities where they play. show me the money. some big mogul is going to build a new stadium out in these parts if he can con some team into leaving their sorta home. any number of teams have been mentioned, even one of yours. i don’t care. screw em. the only thing the stadium will do is make an already totally screwed up freeway interchange even worse. the players? yeah, they are the best and can come up with some amazing plays but i just don’t care anymore about them or their league.
the Super Bowl. sure, this is a part of the last one but even non fans watch this turkey every year. hours and days of non stop hype. a blizzard of supposedly new improved funny ass commercials that the mad men pay primo dollars to place strategically in the game. a big yawn, for the ads and the game.
tennis. not that i ever watched it much but i don’t ever anymore. oofa. useless and stupid.
soccer. ok. so like just what the eff is up with soccer? totally off the tv radar. or more importantly, my radar. dumber than tennis. yeah, it is. i don’t want to hear about it. say nothing. it is.
the NHL. as a so calif native i guess that could be a reason for my aversion to the game. but when i was a kiddie, i tried watching the likes of gordy howe and bobby orr on the saturday morning games. i never understood the rules and it was pretty boring even with the fights. no thanks. not even the great one could change that.
the WWE WWF or whatever it is they are calling it now a days. more steroid monsters with the same act since gorgeous george and freddie blassie. an act that was pretty cool back in the 50’s and early 60’s. and ok even for a few years in the early 80’s. but an act that just grew so wearisome and lame that no sane person over the age of 12 can possibly watch it anymore. yeah, fine, the sorta hot babes wandering around in the ring. lame as well and just masturbatory imps for the porn challenged among us. speaking of which, if i were 12 i wouldn’t waste my time on them. no sirree. i’d be TIVOing ‘dancing with the stars’ and watching those lovely ladies frame by frame. count on it. but i digress.
boxing. i used to love watching boxing. i grew up watching it every friday night. the friday night fights brought to us by gillette razors. then of course there was sugar ray robinson, jake lamotta, rocky marciano, sonny liston, george foreman, floyd patterson, joe frazier, sugar ray leonard, danny lopez, alexis arguello, and larry holmes, god bless him. then of course, the greatest of them all, mohammad ali. i could go on but if you weren’t there you missed it. totally. the current crop? no thanks.
nascar or formula one. i get the speed but i just don’t get much else about it. never one of my favorites and i avoid them like the plague these days.
then there’s the most insidious non sports related show of them all. the view. a total piece of crap and a waste of time and electricity. a propaganda show worthy of chairman mao or joe stalin. i was never a fan or a watcher but i do get a glimpse of it now and again. oh oh, i’m gonna hurl and/or shoot the tv ala elvis.
yes, the last one wasn’t sports related but i couldn’t resist tossing it in as a sorta grand finale to this messy epistle. after all, this is my list. i may have forgotten a few things but i think i covered stuff pretty well for now. there’s always the possibility of a part 2 somewhere down the road. i’ve been talkin’ to my oldest friend, dfr. and yeah, count on it. there will be a part 2.
on a tangent, today is gram parsons birthday. happy birthday, my cosmic country brother. wild horses. we’ll ride them someday.